Good Juju, Ghetto Honey, and Pickpocketing
Raccoon Lady Rising and Fancy Fredericksburg Trouble
“Raccoon Lady Rising and Fancy Fredericksburg Trouble”
If you’re on a crowded bus with one seat left, who really deserves it?
Tricia officially embraces her new identity as the “Raccoon Lady” 🦝 when a real-life raccoon whisperer invites her into an actual backyard raccoon sanctuary. Yes, this is happening. Walter the raccoon may or may not accept her into the fold, and the anticipation is real. As Sandy puts it, “This is progressing… this is a big deal.”
Meanwhile, Fredericksburg is having a glow-up that has everyone talking. A luxury hotel is planned for town, prompting JB and Sandy to wonder if the Hill Country is getting a little too fancy for its own good 🍷. Is this the end of quaint charm—or just the beginning of something bougie?
The laughs keep coming as JB proudly defends his lifelong love of Martha Stewart, declaring he’d happily attend her biopic alone 🎬. Khi rumors swirl about who might portray her, the conversation turns into a hilarious deep dive on image, glamor, and devotion.
You’ll also hear:
If you’re on a crowded bus with one seat left, who really deserves it?
Tricia officially embraces her new identity as the “Raccoon Lady” 🦝 when a real-life raccoon whisperer invites her into an actual backyard raccoon sanctuary. Yes, this is happening. Walter the raccoon may or may not accept her into the fold, and the anticipation is real. As Sandy puts it, “This is progressing… this is a big deal.”
Meanwhile, Fredericksburg is having a glow-up that has everyone talking. A luxury hotel is planned for town, prompting JB and Sandy to wonder if the Hill Country is getting a little too fancy for its own good 🍷. Is this the end of quaint charm—or just the beginning of something bougie?
The laughs keep coming as JB proudly defends his lifelong love of Martha Stewart, declaring he’d happily attend her biopic alone 🎬. Khi rumors swirl about who might portray her, the conversation turns into a hilarious deep dive on image, glamor, and devotion.
You’ll also hear:
- A rapid-fire debate on coffee culture as yet another coffee chain rolls into town ☕
- A not-so-comforting update for anyone heading to the Texas coast involving very large sharks 🦈
- The daily “What We Learned” wrap-up, featuring a surprise winner for mustache royalty 🥸
Shark Triathalon and Octopus Revelations!
Shark Triathalon and Octopus Revelations!
The show kicks off with playful debates about sharks, snakes, and surviving Texas wildlife—with one perfectly quotable gem: “In a triathlon, it would all come down to who’s the better cyclist.”
😴 The realest truth of the morning
Tricia drops a line that instantly resonates: “We know what we are… and we’re tired.” The conversation turns into a painfully accurate take on exhaustion, hunger, and why sleep and snacks might actually save lives. Yes—“dangerous without food” becomes the unofficial motto.
🐙 Can an octopus change your life?
An honest discussion turns delightfully strange when the crew dives into a movie about human‑animal connection—complete with the unforgettable moment: “The octopus helps solve a mystery.”
🛑 From jokes to jaw‑dropping bravery
The mood shifts as JB and Sandy spotlight a school principal whose split‑second courage likely saved lives.
🏈 Pressure vs. joy: a mindset shift
The crew reflects on how letting go and having fun changed everything for a rising football star.
🧔 The Mustache Hall of Fame (yes, it’s a thing)
Listeners jump in with passion and pride, nominating iconic mustaches and sparking one of the most playful debates of the morning.
The show kicks off with playful debates about sharks, snakes, and surviving Texas wildlife—with one perfectly quotable gem: “In a triathlon, it would all come down to who’s the better cyclist.”
😴 The realest truth of the morning
Tricia drops a line that instantly resonates: “We know what we are… and we’re tired.” The conversation turns into a painfully accurate take on exhaustion, hunger, and why sleep and snacks might actually save lives. Yes—“dangerous without food” becomes the unofficial motto.
🐙 Can an octopus change your life?
An honest discussion turns delightfully strange when the crew dives into a movie about human‑animal connection—complete with the unforgettable moment: “The octopus helps solve a mystery.”
🛑 From jokes to jaw‑dropping bravery
The mood shifts as JB and Sandy spotlight a school principal whose split‑second courage likely saved lives.
🏈 Pressure vs. joy: a mindset shift
The crew reflects on how letting go and having fun changed everything for a rising football star.
🧔 The Mustache Hall of Fame (yes, it’s a thing)
Listeners jump in with passion and pride, nominating iconic mustaches and sparking one of the most playful debates of the morning.
Can You Really Trust Someone With a Head of Lettuce?
🎧 Can You Really Trust Someone With a Head of Lettuce? Raccoons, Rum Springa & 80s Love Bombshells
JB and Sandy unpack why Tricia has officially been banned from lettuce duty 🛒—thanks to a long history of rotten intentions and uneaten salad dreams.
Things only get better when the crew dives into the internet-breaking surprise of two iconic 80s heartthrobs linking up 💘, prompting the collective reaction: “What year is this?!”
Then comes one of the most unforgettable moments yet 🦝—the call with “Raccoon Jenny,” whose nightly raccoon visits spark Tricia’s bold declaration: “If the raccoons accept me, I might just have to move in.” That single line launches a wildly honest conversation about marriage, trust, and the eye-opening concept of a “marriage rum springa” 😳—a no-holds-barred idea that somehow works for JB and Sandy but might end other marriages on the spot.
The laughs keep coming with listener TalkBack messages, including one unforgettable piece of advice: “Maybe double the life insurance before the raccoon visit.” 😂
And just when you think it can’t get more creative, Sandy delivers a lightning-fast, sharp-tongued Ode to High Gas Prices, complete with lines that hit way too close to home ⛽📉.
✨ Memorable moments you don’t want to miss:
JB and Sandy unpack why Tricia has officially been banned from lettuce duty 🛒—thanks to a long history of rotten intentions and uneaten salad dreams.
Things only get better when the crew dives into the internet-breaking surprise of two iconic 80s heartthrobs linking up 💘, prompting the collective reaction: “What year is this?!”
Then comes one of the most unforgettable moments yet 🦝—the call with “Raccoon Jenny,” whose nightly raccoon visits spark Tricia’s bold declaration: “If the raccoons accept me, I might just have to move in.” That single line launches a wildly honest conversation about marriage, trust, and the eye-opening concept of a “marriage rum springa” 😳—a no-holds-barred idea that somehow works for JB and Sandy but might end other marriages on the spot.
The laughs keep coming with listener TalkBack messages, including one unforgettable piece of advice: “Maybe double the life insurance before the raccoon visit.” 😂
And just when you think it can’t get more creative, Sandy delivers a lightning-fast, sharp-tongued Ode to High Gas Prices, complete with lines that hit way too close to home ⛽📉.
✨ Memorable moments you don’t want to miss:
- “You cannot be trusted with a head of lettuce.”
- The raccoons that may change everything 🦝
- “Marriage rum springa” explained… somehow responsibly
- An ode written in minutes that absolutely roasts gas prices
- Listener voices that make the show feel like family
Public Armpits and Raccoon Whispers
Public Armpits and Raccoon Whispers
“What would you do if a raccoon reached out and held your hand?” 🤯
From the very first minutes, the crew dives into one of those moments that perfectly captures modern family life: An eight-year-old delivers the brutally honest line of the day — “I don’t like public armpits.” 😂 It’s the kind of quote you’ll be repeating all day, and it launches a hilarious discussion on courtesy, social boundaries, and why kids are secretly the best philosophers.
The laughs keep coming with a painfully relatable debate about grocery bags and that dangerous confidence of believing you can carry everything in one trip. 💪🛒 One memorable gem sums it up perfectly:
“This time I believed in my ability to carry in all the grocery bags in one trip.”
You’ll feel that one in your fingers.
But this episode isn’t just funny — it’s heartfelt too. JB and Sandy share their personal stories and deep roots in Austin, while celebrating the city through listeners old and new. A longtime KVET fan reminds everyone why local voices matter, calling this show “just nice to have Austinites on the radio.” ❤️🎙️
Then things take a turn into the wonderfully weird when Raccoon Jenny joins the show. 🦝✨ She shares how a family of raccoons visits her deck nightly, how they learned to trust her, and yes — how one of them holds her hand. Tricia’s dream of befriending a raccoon sparks equal parts awe and concern, especially when Jenny reveals it took four months for the raccoons to accept her. Patience, snacks, and a gentle voice are key — who knew?
Add in a wholesome story about a kid writing to NASA to stand up for Pluto 🌌🍦 and listener calls that keep the energy unpredictable, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly blends humor, heart, and humanity.
“What would you do if a raccoon reached out and held your hand?” 🤯
From the very first minutes, the crew dives into one of those moments that perfectly captures modern family life: An eight-year-old delivers the brutally honest line of the day — “I don’t like public armpits.” 😂 It’s the kind of quote you’ll be repeating all day, and it launches a hilarious discussion on courtesy, social boundaries, and why kids are secretly the best philosophers.
The laughs keep coming with a painfully relatable debate about grocery bags and that dangerous confidence of believing you can carry everything in one trip. 💪🛒 One memorable gem sums it up perfectly:
“This time I believed in my ability to carry in all the grocery bags in one trip.”
You’ll feel that one in your fingers.
But this episode isn’t just funny — it’s heartfelt too. JB and Sandy share their personal stories and deep roots in Austin, while celebrating the city through listeners old and new. A longtime KVET fan reminds everyone why local voices matter, calling this show “just nice to have Austinites on the radio.” ❤️🎙️
Then things take a turn into the wonderfully weird when Raccoon Jenny joins the show. 🦝✨ She shares how a family of raccoons visits her deck nightly, how they learned to trust her, and yes — how one of them holds her hand. Tricia’s dream of befriending a raccoon sparks equal parts awe and concern, especially when Jenny reveals it took four months for the raccoons to accept her. Patience, snacks, and a gentle voice are key — who knew?
Add in a wholesome story about a kid writing to NASA to stand up for Pluto 🌌🍦 and listener calls that keep the energy unpredictable, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly blends humor, heart, and humanity.
From Potholes to Prom Night!
What happens when cutting-edge tech meets Austin potholes, prom season panic sets in, and a lunchbox becomes a full-blown status symbol? 🤔
The show kicks off with a surprisingly smart discussion about how everyday technology could help solve one of Austin’s most persistent annoyances — potholes — sparking questions about whether collecting data is enough if nothing actually gets fixed. 🕳️🚗
From there, the mood shifts as JB and Sandy revisit the unforgettable story of Baby Jessica, the 1987 rescue that once captivated the nation. Now back in the headlines decades later, her story prompts reflection, dark humor, and one truly unforgettable (and outrageous) suggestion that left everyone speechless and laughing. 😲
Things lighten up with a fan-favorite segment, Rapid Fire Q&A, where JB reveals his love of classic ’60s style, delivers a memorable quote — “I would never want to belong to a club that would have somebody like me as a member” — and explains why his hypothetical license plate would proudly read “LUV GAS.” 😎
Then comes the pressure cooker: The Ode of the Day. With only one short song to write, Sandy races the clock to deliver a hilarious and painfully accurate Ode to Prom, complete with awkward chaperones, regrettable haircuts, and the unforgettable reminder to “leave room for the Holy Ghost.”
As if that weren’t enough, the episode wraps with a surprisingly intense lunchbox rivalry, a deep dive into how much college mascots can earn on the side, and the daily recap of “Things We Learned,” tying the chaos together perfectly.
What Happens When Nostalgia, BBQ, and Raccoons Collide?
What Happens When Nostalgia, BBQ, and Raccoons Collide?
What would you do if a simple morning show spiraled into raccoon rendezvous plans, TV nostalgia debates, Texas law myths, and mouth‑watering barbecue news? 🤔 That’s exactly where this episode of The JB and Sandy Show takes you.
JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with candid, laugh‑out‑loud banter about radio beginnings and Austin landmarks before diving into the kind of conversations only this trio can deliver. From the shocking realization that the ’90s are apparently not “just a few years ago” 😳 to the running joke that “fortune favors the bold… or at least lottery tickets,” the humor hits fast and keeps coming.
Things heat up when the crew shares exciting local news about a beloved Austin restaurant space finally getting new life—cue the barbecue talk that instantly sparks memories, debates, and serious cravings 🍖. Then, nostalgia takes center stage with the announcement of a classic TV reboot that sparks a surprisingly heartfelt discussion about wholesome family viewing and growing up surrendering the TV remote to siblings. One unforgettable moment? Sandy declaring the reboot “good for humanity.” 📺✨
And just when you think the episode has peaked, Tricia drops her most delightful dream yet—an after‑dark meet‑up with friendly raccoons, marshmallows included. 🦝 “I just want one of them to take a marshmallow out of my hand and hold my finger,” she says, setting off equal parts concern and uncontrollable laughter. The crew debates wild animals, common sense, and whether this midnight mission is charming… or just slightly unhinged.
This episode is packed with:
What would you do if a simple morning show spiraled into raccoon rendezvous plans, TV nostalgia debates, Texas law myths, and mouth‑watering barbecue news? 🤔 That’s exactly where this episode of The JB and Sandy Show takes you.
JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with candid, laugh‑out‑loud banter about radio beginnings and Austin landmarks before diving into the kind of conversations only this trio can deliver. From the shocking realization that the ’90s are apparently not “just a few years ago” 😳 to the running joke that “fortune favors the bold… or at least lottery tickets,” the humor hits fast and keeps coming.
Things heat up when the crew shares exciting local news about a beloved Austin restaurant space finally getting new life—cue the barbecue talk that instantly sparks memories, debates, and serious cravings 🍖. Then, nostalgia takes center stage with the announcement of a classic TV reboot that sparks a surprisingly heartfelt discussion about wholesome family viewing and growing up surrendering the TV remote to siblings. One unforgettable moment? Sandy declaring the reboot “good for humanity.” 📺✨
And just when you think the episode has peaked, Tricia drops her most delightful dream yet—an after‑dark meet‑up with friendly raccoons, marshmallows included. 🦝 “I just want one of them to take a marshmallow out of my hand and hold my finger,” she says, setting off equal parts concern and uncontrollable laughter. The crew debates wild animals, common sense, and whether this midnight mission is charming… or just slightly unhinged.
This episode is packed with:
- Big laughs and off‑the‑rails storytelling 😂
- A surprising Texas law myth busted 🚗
- Nostalgia that hits straight in the feelings 💭
- Pure Austin flavor and unforgettable moments
Raccoon Fantasies, Runaway Dogs, and Stolen Cows?!
Raccoon Fantasies, Runaway Dogs, and Stolen Cows?!
What would you do if your dream animal encounter was just one raccoon away from coming true? 🦝
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The crew kicks things off by diving into a very Austin dilemma: beloved local businesses are spreading their wings beyond Texas. Jo’s Coffee heading to Nashville sparks an emotional—and hilarious—debate about hometown pride, food loyalty, and whether Austin should ever have to “share” its icons ☕💔. As Sandy puts it, “You’re supposed to be here!”
Then things get delightfully unhinged when Tricia’s long-held raccoon fantasy comes to light 🦝✨. Her dream of bonding with baby raccoons might actually become reality thanks to a mysterious “raccoon whisperer” named Jenny. Between hand-fed snacks, raccoons washing their food, and fears of sudden mutiny, this segment delivers some of the biggest laughs of the episode. One unforgettable line? “I want a baby raccoon… but in a pinch, I’ll take a baby squirrel.” 😂
The show also tackles lighter news with heart—like the saga of Chico the dog, stolen from a shelter and dramatically returned with a handwritten apology 🐶❤️. It’s proof that guilt is powerful… and that cute dogs make people do wild things.
And just when you think it can’t get more Texas, JB and Sandy unpack a real-life crime straight out of the Old West: cattle rustling in Williamson County 🤠🐄. Yes, fence-cutting, trailer-loading, cow-stealing chaos—plus some strong opinions on how that sort of thing might’ve been handled “back in the day.”
The episode wraps with a touching listener message about music, memory, and legacy 🎶💛—a reminder of why this show feels like home for so many.
What would you do if your dream animal encounter was just one raccoon away from coming true? 🦝
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The crew kicks things off by diving into a very Austin dilemma: beloved local businesses are spreading their wings beyond Texas. Jo’s Coffee heading to Nashville sparks an emotional—and hilarious—debate about hometown pride, food loyalty, and whether Austin should ever have to “share” its icons ☕💔. As Sandy puts it, “You’re supposed to be here!”
Then things get delightfully unhinged when Tricia’s long-held raccoon fantasy comes to light 🦝✨. Her dream of bonding with baby raccoons might actually become reality thanks to a mysterious “raccoon whisperer” named Jenny. Between hand-fed snacks, raccoons washing their food, and fears of sudden mutiny, this segment delivers some of the biggest laughs of the episode. One unforgettable line? “I want a baby raccoon… but in a pinch, I’ll take a baby squirrel.” 😂
The show also tackles lighter news with heart—like the saga of Chico the dog, stolen from a shelter and dramatically returned with a handwritten apology 🐶❤️. It’s proof that guilt is powerful… and that cute dogs make people do wild things.
And just when you think it can’t get more Texas, JB and Sandy unpack a real-life crime straight out of the Old West: cattle rustling in Williamson County 🤠🐄. Yes, fence-cutting, trailer-loading, cow-stealing chaos—plus some strong opinions on how that sort of thing might’ve been handled “back in the day.”
The episode wraps with a touching listener message about music, memory, and legacy 🎶💛—a reminder of why this show feels like home for so many.
Artemis Gets One Shot and Big Foot Bombshells!
🚀 One Shot Back to Earth & Bigfoot Bombshells 👣
Why one tiny mistake could send you bouncing back into space—and what if Bigfoot never existed at all?
🌎 Artemis II’s High-Stakes Return
JB and Sandy break down the tense moments leading up to the Artemis II splashdown—25,000 miles per hour, a communications blackout, and a heat shield that has to work. As one unforgettable line puts it: “If you miss that window, you bounce off… and that’s it.” Buckle up as they translate rocket science into edge-of-your-seat radio. 🚀🔥
👣 The Bigfoot Community Gets Rocked
Things take a wild turn when Stephen Presley from Thunder Pop TV joins the show to discuss a documentary debut that has Bigfoot believers reeling. Confessions, costumes, and alleged hoaxes leave Tricia proudly standing her ground as a true believer. One moment says it all: “I don’t believe that at all.”
🪁 Coach Brown & the Kite Fest Deep Dive
Just when you think you’ve heard it all, Coach Brown calls in… not for sports, but for an intense breakdown of kite culture.
❤️ Listener Love & Real Talk
The episode wraps with heartfelt talkback messages from listeners near and far—and a refreshingly honest conversation about personal growth, sobriety, and the chaos of constantly losing everything (including a massive water bottle). Relatable? Absolutely.
Why one tiny mistake could send you bouncing back into space—and what if Bigfoot never existed at all?
🌎 Artemis II’s High-Stakes Return
JB and Sandy break down the tense moments leading up to the Artemis II splashdown—25,000 miles per hour, a communications blackout, and a heat shield that has to work. As one unforgettable line puts it: “If you miss that window, you bounce off… and that’s it.” Buckle up as they translate rocket science into edge-of-your-seat radio. 🚀🔥
👣 The Bigfoot Community Gets Rocked
Things take a wild turn when Stephen Presley from Thunder Pop TV joins the show to discuss a documentary debut that has Bigfoot believers reeling. Confessions, costumes, and alleged hoaxes leave Tricia proudly standing her ground as a true believer. One moment says it all: “I don’t believe that at all.”
🪁 Coach Brown & the Kite Fest Deep Dive
Just when you think you’ve heard it all, Coach Brown calls in… not for sports, but for an intense breakdown of kite culture.
❤️ Listener Love & Real Talk
The episode wraps with heartfelt talkback messages from listeners near and far—and a refreshingly honest conversation about personal growth, sobriety, and the chaos of constantly losing everything (including a massive water bottle). Relatable? Absolutely.
Good Juju, Country Legends & Chaos This Morning
Good Juju, Country Legends & Chaos This Morning
What happens when country music legends, Hollywood tea, wild rivalry warnings, and a mystical good-luck ritual all collide before 8 a.m.?
This episode kicks off with the crew easing into the morning after a big George Strait night in Austin 🎸—and immediately spirals into sharp observations on email etiquette, early-morning audacity, and one perfectly relatable moment when Tricia declares: “The nerve of someone emailing me at 8:38 knowing I get off at 4:30.” 😂
✨ Trishpiration returns with a hilarious twist on overused inspirational quotes—because yes, you’re capable of amazing things… like turning off your phone’s clicking sounds in a quiet waiting room.
🎬 Entertainment insider Stephen Presley (ThunderPopTV) joins the show and spills insight on why music biopics are booming—and which country artists deserve the big-screen treatment. Dolly? Willie? Garth?
😬 Behind-the-scenes drama surfaces with jaw-dropping talk about daytime TV scandals that leave everyone questioning what really happens when the cameras stop rolling.
🤠 Willie Nelson trivia stuns the room, including his long, complicated history with Baylor—and the student-led “Free Willie” movement that finally brought him back after decades.
🍀 And of course… Good Juju makes its glorious return. The legendary origin story, the iconic chant (“382! Blue 42! Hut!”), and listeners calling in for luck—from scratch-off tickets to weekend romance—create some of the most unforgettable moments of the show 💫🔥
What happens when country music legends, Hollywood tea, wild rivalry warnings, and a mystical good-luck ritual all collide before 8 a.m.?
This episode kicks off with the crew easing into the morning after a big George Strait night in Austin 🎸—and immediately spirals into sharp observations on email etiquette, early-morning audacity, and one perfectly relatable moment when Tricia declares: “The nerve of someone emailing me at 8:38 knowing I get off at 4:30.” 😂
✨ Trishpiration returns with a hilarious twist on overused inspirational quotes—because yes, you’re capable of amazing things… like turning off your phone’s clicking sounds in a quiet waiting room.
🎬 Entertainment insider Stephen Presley (ThunderPopTV) joins the show and spills insight on why music biopics are booming—and which country artists deserve the big-screen treatment. Dolly? Willie? Garth?
😬 Behind-the-scenes drama surfaces with jaw-dropping talk about daytime TV scandals that leave everyone questioning what really happens when the cameras stop rolling.
🤠 Willie Nelson trivia stuns the room, including his long, complicated history with Baylor—and the student-led “Free Willie” movement that finally brought him back after decades.
🍀 And of course… Good Juju makes its glorious return. The legendary origin story, the iconic chant (“382! Blue 42! Hut!”), and listeners calling in for luck—from scratch-off tickets to weekend romance—create some of the most unforgettable moments of the show 💫🔥