Land Yachts and Battery Licking
Held Together By Syrup and Cigarette Smoke
Does Telling Someone to “Calm Down” Ever Actually Work?
Does telling someone to “calm down” ever make things better… or does it crank everything up five notches? 😅 The JB and Sandy Show kicks off with Tricia’s laugh-out-loud truth bomb of the day: “If someone tells me to take it down a notch, that guarantees a five‑notch increase.” Instantly relatable—and instantly hilarious.
From there, the crew dives headfirst into the stories everyone’s talking about. Stephen Presley from Thunder Pop TV joins the fun to unpack the rumored Miranda Lambert–Kacey Musgraves feud and why its surprise ending had fans buzzing 🎶. Then, JB and Sandy finally put a lid on the Blake Lively–Justin Baldoni legal saga, asking the real question: who actually won in the court of public opinion?
Things get even better with a round of Care or Don’t Care, covering everything from shrinking burrito portions 🌯 to the Trader Joe’s craze that could spark total chaos this summer 🛍️—and what moms really want for Mother’s Day (hint: it involves doing absolutely nothing 💐).
The laughs keep rolling with listener confessions that spark the segment “Does That Make Me Crazy?”—from saving every jar “just in case” to the unforgettable moment someone admits to licking batteries for fun.
Add in nostalgic Austin stories, haunted restaurant smells, and the iconic line that an old diner was “held together by cigarettes and syrup,” and you’ve got an episode packed with humor, heart, and classic JB and Sandy energy.
Does telling someone to “calm down” ever make things better… or does it crank everything up five notches? 😅 The JB and Sandy Show kicks off with Tricia’s laugh-out-loud truth bomb of the day: “If someone tells me to take it down a notch, that guarantees a five‑notch increase.” Instantly relatable—and instantly hilarious.
From there, the crew dives headfirst into the stories everyone’s talking about. Stephen Presley from Thunder Pop TV joins the fun to unpack the rumored Miranda Lambert–Kacey Musgraves feud and why its surprise ending had fans buzzing 🎶. Then, JB and Sandy finally put a lid on the Blake Lively–Justin Baldoni legal saga, asking the real question: who actually won in the court of public opinion?
Things get even better with a round of Care or Don’t Care, covering everything from shrinking burrito portions 🌯 to the Trader Joe’s craze that could spark total chaos this summer 🛍️—and what moms really want for Mother’s Day (hint: it involves doing absolutely nothing 💐).
The laughs keep rolling with listener confessions that spark the segment “Does That Make Me Crazy?”—from saving every jar “just in case” to the unforgettable moment someone admits to licking batteries for fun.
Add in nostalgic Austin stories, haunted restaurant smells, and the iconic line that an old diner was “held together by cigarettes and syrup,” and you’ve got an episode packed with humor, heart, and classic JB and Sandy energy.
Golden Cheeked Warblers and Tricia's Maintenance Month
🐦 “Is That a Golden‑Cheeked Warbler?!
Are you even cool anymore if you don’t know the difference between a grackle and a warbler? 🤔
Austin takes center stage as Tricia drops a fascinating truth bomb: birdwatching is booming — and not just with retirees. From young locals suddenly identifying rare birds to Instagram memes proving “it just happens overnight,” the team digs into why this once‑quiet hobby is exploding and what it says about life in Central Texas.
Things get personal during Rapid Fire Q&A, as JB reveals what he’d tell any first‑time Austin visitor, settles the cars vs. beer debate once and for all, and delivers a line that sticks: “Austin is where young people come to retire.” 💥 A quote that sparks nostalgia, laughter, and a little truth.
Then… chaos, poetry, and comedy collide.
Sandy debuts a Speed Ode to birdwatching that includes khaki vests, aggressive geese, grackle betrayal, and a fictional bird so specific it sounds mythical. One standout line?
🗣️ “You gear up like a divorced dad — khaki vest exploding with pockets supreme.”
The episode also veers into real life with Tricia’s brutally honest breakdown of “Maintenance Month”, complete with laugh‑out‑loud price tags, hormone talk, and the unforgettable nickname “the horny pellets.” 💬😅 Add in a wild garbage‑truck police chase, a gym confession, and Sandy’s theological pop quiz, and you’ve got an episode packed with heart, humor, and pure Austin energy.
Are you even cool anymore if you don’t know the difference between a grackle and a warbler? 🤔
Austin takes center stage as Tricia drops a fascinating truth bomb: birdwatching is booming — and not just with retirees. From young locals suddenly identifying rare birds to Instagram memes proving “it just happens overnight,” the team digs into why this once‑quiet hobby is exploding and what it says about life in Central Texas.
Things get personal during Rapid Fire Q&A, as JB reveals what he’d tell any first‑time Austin visitor, settles the cars vs. beer debate once and for all, and delivers a line that sticks: “Austin is where young people come to retire.” 💥 A quote that sparks nostalgia, laughter, and a little truth.
Then… chaos, poetry, and comedy collide.
Sandy debuts a Speed Ode to birdwatching that includes khaki vests, aggressive geese, grackle betrayal, and a fictional bird so specific it sounds mythical. One standout line?
🗣️ “You gear up like a divorced dad — khaki vest exploding with pockets supreme.”
The episode also veers into real life with Tricia’s brutally honest breakdown of “Maintenance Month”, complete with laugh‑out‑loud price tags, hormone talk, and the unforgettable nickname “the horny pellets.” 💬😅 Add in a wild garbage‑truck police chase, a gym confession, and Sandy’s theological pop quiz, and you’ve got an episode packed with heart, humor, and pure Austin energy.
A High Speed Garbage Truck Chase and World War 12!
Could You Really Outrun Cops… in a Garbage Truck?
Chaos, Cars & “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — Today’s Can’t-Miss JB & Sandy Show
Could you honestly think you’d get away from police… in a full-size garbage truck? That’s the jaw‑dropping real-life moment that kicks off a wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, packed with laugh‑out‑loud stories, instant nostalgia, and listener confessions that’ll make you ask, “Okay… am I the weird one?” 🤔
From the get-go, Sandy, JB, and Tricia are in top form, setting the tone with a perfectly timed laugh opener:
“If I had a dollar for every time someone confused World War II with World War 11…”
Nostalgia Hits Hard: First Cars, First Cringes
The crew dives into unforgettable first car memories—the good, the bad, and the painfully uncool. Tricia’s maroon Mercury Topaz earns legendary status as a “grandpa car,” JB reveals his first ride came complete with “a tree growing in the back,” and listeners chime in with classics like a “Doodoo Brown” Mercury Zephyr and a junkyard Cavalier that ran… for a while. These stories are hilarious, relatable, and pure nostalgia gold.
🧠 “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — The Listener Confession Zone
Then comes the fan-favorite segment where listeners confess their quirkiest habits. From deep-cleaning before the cleaning crew arrives 🧽 to microwaving grapes just to watch them explode 🍇💥, the judgments fly—and the laughs hit hard. One listener even declares, “Tricia is my favorite,” and honestly… she earns it. 💁♀️
🚓 And Yes… Back to That Garbage Truck
The episode circles back to that high-speed chase through Central Texas, as the crew tries (and fails) to understand the logic behind attempting a getaway in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable. It’s equal parts absurd and unforgettable.
Chaos, Cars & “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — Today’s Can’t-Miss JB & Sandy Show
Could you honestly think you’d get away from police… in a full-size garbage truck? That’s the jaw‑dropping real-life moment that kicks off a wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, packed with laugh‑out‑loud stories, instant nostalgia, and listener confessions that’ll make you ask, “Okay… am I the weird one?” 🤔
From the get-go, Sandy, JB, and Tricia are in top form, setting the tone with a perfectly timed laugh opener:
“If I had a dollar for every time someone confused World War II with World War 11…”
Nostalgia Hits Hard: First Cars, First Cringes
The crew dives into unforgettable first car memories—the good, the bad, and the painfully uncool. Tricia’s maroon Mercury Topaz earns legendary status as a “grandpa car,” JB reveals his first ride came complete with “a tree growing in the back,” and listeners chime in with classics like a “Doodoo Brown” Mercury Zephyr and a junkyard Cavalier that ran… for a while. These stories are hilarious, relatable, and pure nostalgia gold.
🧠 “Does That Make Me Crazy?” — The Listener Confession Zone
Then comes the fan-favorite segment where listeners confess their quirkiest habits. From deep-cleaning before the cleaning crew arrives 🧽 to microwaving grapes just to watch them explode 🍇💥, the judgments fly—and the laughs hit hard. One listener even declares, “Tricia is my favorite,” and honestly… she earns it. 💁♀️
🚓 And Yes… Back to That Garbage Truck
The episode circles back to that high-speed chase through Central Texas, as the crew tries (and fails) to understand the logic behind attempting a getaway in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable. It’s equal parts absurd and unforgettable.
The $27 Million Flapjack Fortress
🎙️ Is Austin About to Lose One of Its Most Iconic Late-Night Landmarks?
The $27 Million Pancake, Austin Legends, and Breaking Bad Habits—You Don’t Want to Miss This
What happens when nostalgia, humor, and real-life change collide over coffee and pancakes? 🥞 In this unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of Austin’s most talked-about stories—the legendary IHOP at I‑35 and Cesar Chavez selling for millions—and what that means for the city’s soul.
JB, Sandy, and Tricia unpack the emotional weight of that corner of Austin, trading laughs and memories, including Sandy’s now-instant-classic line: “If you’re eating at that IHOP, either your night went really right… or really wrong.” 😂 That sparks one of the most memorable moments of the show—Sandy’s hilarious and heartfelt “Ode to IHOP,” crowned with the nickname “The Flapjack Fortress.” 🥞✨
But it’s not all nostalgia—this episode shifts gears with raw honesty as Sandy opens up about hitting a major personal milestone, sharing what it’s like to break a decades-long habit and why “I’m just getting through today” has become his powerful new mantra. 💪
You’ll also hear:
The $27 Million Pancake, Austin Legends, and Breaking Bad Habits—You Don’t Want to Miss This
What happens when nostalgia, humor, and real-life change collide over coffee and pancakes? 🥞 In this unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of Austin’s most talked-about stories—the legendary IHOP at I‑35 and Cesar Chavez selling for millions—and what that means for the city’s soul.
JB, Sandy, and Tricia unpack the emotional weight of that corner of Austin, trading laughs and memories, including Sandy’s now-instant-classic line: “If you’re eating at that IHOP, either your night went really right… or really wrong.” 😂 That sparks one of the most memorable moments of the show—Sandy’s hilarious and heartfelt “Ode to IHOP,” crowned with the nickname “The Flapjack Fortress.” 🥞✨
But it’s not all nostalgia—this episode shifts gears with raw honesty as Sandy opens up about hitting a major personal milestone, sharing what it’s like to break a decades-long habit and why “I’m just getting through today” has become his powerful new mantra. 💪
You’ll also hear:
- Listener confessions answering “Does this make me crazy?” 🤔
- A lively debate on whether you should be nice to AI 🤖
- Reactions to the newly announced Austin City Limits lineup 🎶
Sandy's GIANT Hands and Tricia's Alligator Wearing High Heels Pillow
Should She Be Fired… or Fast‑Tracked to the Top? Soft Spots, Side Hustles & Letting Go
JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with the surprisingly emotional videos that get them every time—from garbage truck drivers bonding with kids to unlikely singers who blow everyone away. The crew shares their unexpected “soft spots,” proving that even the toughest among us can turn into a puddle with the right TikTok clip.
Then things take a sharp turn into modern work‑life madness when they dive into the wild story of a woman secretly juggling three full‑time remote jobs—and absolutely crushing all of them. “She’s a beast,” one host declares, as the debate rages: rule‑breaker or workplace superhero? 💻🔥
You’ll also laugh out loud during:
Memorable moments & quotes you’ll love:
JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with the surprisingly emotional videos that get them every time—from garbage truck drivers bonding with kids to unlikely singers who blow everyone away. The crew shares their unexpected “soft spots,” proving that even the toughest among us can turn into a puddle with the right TikTok clip.
Then things take a sharp turn into modern work‑life madness when they dive into the wild story of a woman secretly juggling three full‑time remote jobs—and absolutely crushing all of them. “She’s a beast,” one host declares, as the debate rages: rule‑breaker or workplace superhero? 💻🔥
You’ll also laugh out loud during:
- JB’s painfully honest Instagram impulse buys (some fashion risks should come with a warning label 😬)
- Tricia’s impossible One Must Go dilemma featuring sentimental art, a bold alligator pillow, and a very serious Candy Crush addiction 🎮🐊
- Sandy’s unforgettable third‑grade Mother’s Day project that proves some memories never stop being funny 😂
Memorable moments & quotes you’ll love:
- “She wasn’t just good at her jobs—she was top 10 percent at all three.”
- “I couldn’t get through a day without Candy Crush.”
- “Every time an unlikely voice comes out, I start tearing up.”
McConaughey's Voice and Inappropriate Crushes
Is Austin Losing Its Soul… or Just Changing?
“What happens when a city built on flip-flops and hospitality starts flexing with Lambos and bling?” 🤔
In this episode, JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive into what makes Austin Austin—and whether that identity is slipping away. Inspired by a memorable Matthew McConaughey reflection on the city’s “general admission” vibe, the crew unpacks how a once low-key town of generosity and grit is navigating growth, flash, and fame. 🌆✨
From there, things take a hilarious turn as Sandy gives Tricia her long-overdue flowers for doing what many guys can’t: delivering the details. 👀📞 One unforgettable line sums it up perfectly: “Girls live in the details. Guys just say, ‘Things are good.’” Expect relatable laughs about family phone calls, moms who crave the full download, and a genius (and ridiculous) idea involving a body cam for men to keep everyone in the loop. 😂
🎉 The fun keeps rolling with Sandy’s over-the-top Ode to Cinco de Mayo, complete with tacos, tequila, and patio pride—an instant classic that had everyone cracking up. 🌮🍹
⚾ Plus, the crew shares a spirited Longhorn baseball story featuring mustaches, catcher pants, and a very honest conversation about “inappropriate crushes” that somehow turns charming instead of awkward.
The episode wraps with rapid-fire life lessons learned—like the dangerous stuff kids somehow survived back in the day and why a “quick errand” is never actually quick. 😅
“What happens when a city built on flip-flops and hospitality starts flexing with Lambos and bling?” 🤔
In this episode, JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive into what makes Austin Austin—and whether that identity is slipping away. Inspired by a memorable Matthew McConaughey reflection on the city’s “general admission” vibe, the crew unpacks how a once low-key town of generosity and grit is navigating growth, flash, and fame. 🌆✨
From there, things take a hilarious turn as Sandy gives Tricia her long-overdue flowers for doing what many guys can’t: delivering the details. 👀📞 One unforgettable line sums it up perfectly: “Girls live in the details. Guys just say, ‘Things are good.’” Expect relatable laughs about family phone calls, moms who crave the full download, and a genius (and ridiculous) idea involving a body cam for men to keep everyone in the loop. 😂
🎉 The fun keeps rolling with Sandy’s over-the-top Ode to Cinco de Mayo, complete with tacos, tequila, and patio pride—an instant classic that had everyone cracking up. 🌮🍹
⚾ Plus, the crew shares a spirited Longhorn baseball story featuring mustaches, catcher pants, and a very honest conversation about “inappropriate crushes” that somehow turns charming instead of awkward.
The episode wraps with rapid-fire life lessons learned—like the dangerous stuff kids somehow survived back in the day and why a “quick errand” is never actually quick. 😅
If Sandy Says This To Tricia One More Time....
Beady Eyes, Hologram Concerts & Errands That Multiply Overnight
“What’s something your partner jokes about that suddenly isn’t funny anymore?” 😅
That question sparks one of the most hilarious (and painfully relatable) opening moments of this episode of The JB and Sandy Show—and it only snowballs from there.
JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with candid relationship banter that every couple will recognize, including the quote of the day:
“My love language is making fun of each other until one of us goes too far.” 💀😂
🚗 Then it’s a nostalgia trip as they reminisce about the “totally normal” things parents let kids do years ago—riding up front way too early, errands that involved handwritten notes, and childhood road-trip behaviors that would cause instant panic today.
🎤 Things take a sharp left turn with the discovery of a massive crowd waiting for a virtual pop-star event—sparking genuine confusion, curiosity, and comedy as the group tries to wrap their heads around a full arena showing up for a hologram. Sandy’s reaction alone is worth the listen:
“Even the Dungeons & Dragons people are saying, ‘Bro…stop.’” 🤯
🏈 Sports talk heats up with early-season buzz around Arch Manning and the ever-growing Manning legacy, plus a reminder to keep an eye on teams grinding outside the spotlight.
😬 And just when you think it can’t get more intense, the crew reacts in disbelief to an astonishing endurance feat that has everyone collectively saying “absolutely not.”
🛍️ The episode wraps with peak married-life realism—how a “quick errand” somehow turns into five stops, an empty gas tank, and an unexpected snack requirement. If you’ve ever said “we’re just running to one place,” this one hits home. Hard.
“There’s always a trip within the trip.” 🧾☕⛽
“What’s something your partner jokes about that suddenly isn’t funny anymore?” 😅
That question sparks one of the most hilarious (and painfully relatable) opening moments of this episode of The JB and Sandy Show—and it only snowballs from there.
JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with candid relationship banter that every couple will recognize, including the quote of the day:
“My love language is making fun of each other until one of us goes too far.” 💀😂
🚗 Then it’s a nostalgia trip as they reminisce about the “totally normal” things parents let kids do years ago—riding up front way too early, errands that involved handwritten notes, and childhood road-trip behaviors that would cause instant panic today.
🎤 Things take a sharp left turn with the discovery of a massive crowd waiting for a virtual pop-star event—sparking genuine confusion, curiosity, and comedy as the group tries to wrap their heads around a full arena showing up for a hologram. Sandy’s reaction alone is worth the listen:
“Even the Dungeons & Dragons people are saying, ‘Bro…stop.’” 🤯
🏈 Sports talk heats up with early-season buzz around Arch Manning and the ever-growing Manning legacy, plus a reminder to keep an eye on teams grinding outside the spotlight.
😬 And just when you think it can’t get more intense, the crew reacts in disbelief to an astonishing endurance feat that has everyone collectively saying “absolutely not.”
🛍️ The episode wraps with peak married-life realism—how a “quick errand” somehow turns into five stops, an empty gas tank, and an unexpected snack requirement. If you’ve ever said “we’re just running to one place,” this one hits home. Hard.
“There’s always a trip within the trip.” 🧾☕⛽
Would Austin Ever Be The Same IF...?? And Texts From Doogie The Dog!
🎧 “If Peter Pan Golf Disappeared… Would Austin Ever Be the Same?”
What happens when an Austin icon is almost taken away… again? 🤯 On this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the conversation swings from heartfelt nostalgia to absolute hilarity as JB, Sandy, and Tricia react to the big news Austinites have been holding their breath for — the Peter Pan Miniature Golf lease has been extended! 🎉⛳
The crew dives deep into what that quirky, duct-tape-and-paint landmark really means to the city. From childhood birthday parties to first dates and family traditions, Sandy puts it perfectly in his unforgettable, on-the-spot “Ode to Peter Pan Miniature Golf”, complete with lines that had everyone cracking up. 🗣️ “The whole joint held together by duct tape and one wobbly brick!”
The laughs keep coming with a wildly relatable bit about dogs being way too needy (including a classic stand-up moment imagining a dog with a cell phone), followed by a surprisingly intense debate: Should you be nice to AI… or put it in its place?
Sandy’s honesty about talking to AI like it’s screwing up had the room divided — and listeners will definitely have opinions.
🎶 The episode also recaps the electric energy of the iHeart Country Festival, with shoutouts to standout performances and a reminder to “remember the name” of rising artist Chase Matthew. Plus, Sandy revels in being spot-on with his Kentucky Derby prediction 🐎 and the crew wraps with rapid-fire reflections on what they learned — including the eerie fact that lottery luck is getting very close to home. 💰
What happens when an Austin icon is almost taken away… again? 🤯 On this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the conversation swings from heartfelt nostalgia to absolute hilarity as JB, Sandy, and Tricia react to the big news Austinites have been holding their breath for — the Peter Pan Miniature Golf lease has been extended! 🎉⛳
The crew dives deep into what that quirky, duct-tape-and-paint landmark really means to the city. From childhood birthday parties to first dates and family traditions, Sandy puts it perfectly in his unforgettable, on-the-spot “Ode to Peter Pan Miniature Golf”, complete with lines that had everyone cracking up. 🗣️ “The whole joint held together by duct tape and one wobbly brick!”
The laughs keep coming with a wildly relatable bit about dogs being way too needy (including a classic stand-up moment imagining a dog with a cell phone), followed by a surprisingly intense debate: Should you be nice to AI… or put it in its place?
Sandy’s honesty about talking to AI like it’s screwing up had the room divided — and listeners will definitely have opinions.
🎶 The episode also recaps the electric energy of the iHeart Country Festival, with shoutouts to standout performances and a reminder to “remember the name” of rising artist Chase Matthew. Plus, Sandy revels in being spot-on with his Kentucky Derby prediction 🐎 and the crew wraps with rapid-fire reflections on what they learned — including the eerie fact that lottery luck is getting very close to home. 💰
He Saw It Before It Happened, Folks!"
“He Saw It Before It Happened”
What if you knew how the Kentucky Derby would unfold… down to the final charge? 🤯 That’s exactly what listeners witnessed in this unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where Sandy’s jaw‑dropping Derby prediction turns into one of the most talked‑about moments in recent show history.
🎶 Festival Fever & Star Power
The crew recaps an electric weekend at the iHeart Country Festival, sharing behind‑the‑scenes moments, surprise artist interactions, and crowd energy that proves why Austin remains a music destination. From Sandy being told to “take your sunglasses off so I can look you in the eyes” 😎 to shout‑outs from the stage, the stories are laugh‑out‑loud real.
🏙️ Are You Actually from Austin?
JB and Sandy break down the subtle (and hilarious) ways you can spot a newcomer — starting with how you pronounce local street and town names. Friendly teasing, local pride, and classic Austin banter collide as they say it best: “Try to get in where you fit in… and don’t change things too much.”
🤣 Relatable Relationship Truths
The show dives into the things guys think deserve medals — and why women consider them “basic effort.” From opening car doors to planning dates, Sandy drops the truth bomb: “You think this is princess treatment… women are like, dude, this is just basic stuff.” 💐
🐎 The Prediction That Stunned Everyone
The highlight? Sandy’s eerie, play‑by‑play Kentucky Derby prediction that unfolds exactly as described. From the horse’s strategy to the final push, it’s the kind of moment that leaves the room silent… then erupting. Even Sandy admits, “It’s like I saw the race before it happened.”
👀 Memorable Moments You’ll Be Quoting All Week:
What if you knew how the Kentucky Derby would unfold… down to the final charge? 🤯 That’s exactly what listeners witnessed in this unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where Sandy’s jaw‑dropping Derby prediction turns into one of the most talked‑about moments in recent show history.
🎶 Festival Fever & Star Power
The crew recaps an electric weekend at the iHeart Country Festival, sharing behind‑the‑scenes moments, surprise artist interactions, and crowd energy that proves why Austin remains a music destination. From Sandy being told to “take your sunglasses off so I can look you in the eyes” 😎 to shout‑outs from the stage, the stories are laugh‑out‑loud real.
🏙️ Are You Actually from Austin?
JB and Sandy break down the subtle (and hilarious) ways you can spot a newcomer — starting with how you pronounce local street and town names. Friendly teasing, local pride, and classic Austin banter collide as they say it best: “Try to get in where you fit in… and don’t change things too much.”
🤣 Relatable Relationship Truths
The show dives into the things guys think deserve medals — and why women consider them “basic effort.” From opening car doors to planning dates, Sandy drops the truth bomb: “You think this is princess treatment… women are like, dude, this is just basic stuff.” 💐
🐎 The Prediction That Stunned Everyone
The highlight? Sandy’s eerie, play‑by‑play Kentucky Derby prediction that unfolds exactly as described. From the horse’s strategy to the final push, it’s the kind of moment that leaves the room silent… then erupting. Even Sandy admits, “It’s like I saw the race before it happened.”
👀 Memorable Moments You’ll Be Quoting All Week:
- “If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else liked them.” 😂
- “It’s like he saw the race ahead of time.”
- “Women think it’s basic — guys think it’s over the top.”