15,000 Pounds of Guacamole and You Still Gotta Wear Deodorant!

“Would You Fail 10 ‘Ridiculously Easy’ Questions… or Walk Away a Winner?” 

Fresh off the long weekend, JB, Sandy, and Tricia bring the energy (and the laughs) as they dive headfirst into everything from post–Memorial Day sluggishness to hilariously relatable life observations. Tricia sets the tone early with a brutally honest—and funny—reminder: “Life can be tough, you guys, but you still gotta wear deodorant.” It’s the kind of real talk that immediately pulls you in and sets the stage for an episode full of unexpected moments. 

One standout segment? The official kickoff of JB & Sandy’s “98 Days of Summer”, where the team challenges listeners with 10 “ridiculously easy” questions in 60 seconds. Sounds simple… until the pressure is on. Listener Tina steps up to represent San Marcos in a high-stakes trivia moment that delivers both suspense and laughs. JB’s playful warning—“If you fail at this, I’m gonna be really disappointed… in everybody in San Marcos”—raises the stakes and keeps everyone on edge. 

The episode also introduces a fan-favorite: Ryan, the pint-sized “small town reporter” with a surprisingly refined palate. His chicken tender review is oddly detailed and absolutely delightful, complete with an “8.2” rating and a confident breakdown of flavor and spice. It’s charming, it’s funny, and it’s the kind of segment you’ll be talking about long after the show ends. 

In Care or Don’t Care, the crew tackles a mix of bizarre and heartwarming headlines—including a jaw-dropping 14,991-pound serving of guacamole and the story of a service dog earning a well-deserved “dog-ploma.” It’s a perfect blend of absurdity and feel-good storytelling that keeps the conversation moving at a rapid, entertaining pace. 

And just when you think you’ve heard it all, the show pivots into a thought-provoking discussion: what’s the third most commonly spoken language in Texas? The answer? Totally unexpected—and it sparks a conversation that’s both eye-opening and surprisingly insightful. 

From laugh-out-loud moments to quirky trivia and heartfelt stories, this episode captures everything that makes The JB and Sandy Show such a must-listen. 

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