EPISODE DESCRIPTION - Ready to publishBlack eyes, zombie logic, a sealed 1864 Guinness bottle, and a grandma vs. grandkids disaster story - this episode keeps finding new ways to get funny, fast. If you like unpredictable radio, real-life mishaps, and the kind of off-the-rails conversation that somehow still lands, this one is for you.Sandy kicks things off nursing a black eye from a garage wipeout, which quickly turns into a debate over whether the culprit was a skateboard, a dog, or just bad luck. From there, the show spirals into zombie fandom, why “The Walking Dead” still haunts one half of the room, and the kind of absurd behind-the-scenes thinking that can ruin an entire genre forever.You'll also hear the return of Care, Don't Care, where Trisha throws out wild headlines and JB and Sandy decide what is actually worth their attention. This round includes a shipwreck discovery with a 162-year-old sealed bottle of Guinness, a look at the most hostile college football stadiums in America, and a brutally honest reaction to Domino's beta app rewards.Then the conversation swings from college football intimidation to the Austin Spurs' local tryouts, where everyday players can literally earn a shot at the pros. The crew breaks down how open tryouts work, why development leagues matter, and what it takes to get noticed when the clock starts ticking.The episode closes with a classic JB and Sandy family check-in as JB's sister Chris joins to tell the story of a grandkid day that went completely sideways. No TV. No iPad. One missing remote. One very bad haircut situation. And a grandparent survival tale that will feel painfully familiar to anyone who has ever watched a child for more than five minutes.Perfect for listeners who love funny, messy, unscripted conversation with sports takes, local flavor, and family stories that get more unhinged with every minute.