A couple are standing at the altar when the groom tells his wife-to-be, "Honey, I've got something to confess: I'm a golf nut, and every chance I get, I'll be playing golf!"
The bride is a little surprised. And then she says "Since we're being honest I have to tell you that I'm a hooker."
The groom replies,
"That's okay, honey. You just need to learn to keep your head down and your left arm straight.”