Bama's Joke of the Day--by Rob!!

posted by Heather White - 

A woman has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God.

"Am I going to die?" she asked.

"No," God replied, "You will live for another 40 years, 2 months, and 8 days."

At this instant, she snapped back alive. After the heart attack, she decides to make the most of her life.

She gets a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even changes the color of her hair.

After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a car and dies. When she goes up in heaven and meets God, she's steaming.

"What was that!?" she asked.

"What?" God responded, "You died."

"You said I would live another 40 years!"

"Oh." God thought for a while.

"I didn't recognize you."

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