A woman has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God.
"Am I going to die?" she asked.
"No," God replied, "You will live for another 40 years, 2 months, and 8 days."
At this instant, she snapped back alive. After the heart attack, she decides to make the most of her life.
She gets a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even changes the color of her hair.
After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a car and dies. When she goes up in heaven and meets God, she's steaming.
"What was that!?" she asked.
"What?" God responded, "You died."
"You said I would live another 40 years!"
"Oh." God thought for a while.
"I didn't recognize you."