Here's a list of some of our favorite insults that don't use profanity...
- "I don't know why you're playing so hard-to-get when you're so hard to want."
- "You're the human equivalent of a participation award."
- "Your grades say 'marry rich', but your face says 'study harder.'"
- "Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."
- "You aren't being the person Mr. Rodgers wanted you to be."
and our all-time favorite...
"I've heard way worse from better than you."