Two Aggies meet on a road and one is carrying a burlap sack. The other one says, "Hey, Bob, what's in the sack?" The other Aggie says, "Chickens." So the first Aggie says, "If I can guess how many you've got, can I have one?" And Bob says, "You guess right, you can have both of them." And the other Aggie says, "Okay, five!"
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