Your Best Insult with Out Using Profanity?

Here's a list of some of our favorite insults that don't use profanity...

1. "I don't know why you're playing so hard-to-get when you're so hard to want."
2. "You're the human equivalent of a participation award."
3. "Your grades say 'marry rich', but your face says 'study harder.'"
4. "Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."
5. "You aren't being the person Mr. Rodgers wanted you to be."

and our all-time favorite...

"I've heard way worse from better than you."