Mornings with Bama Brown

Mornings with Bama Brown

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Bama Brown's Joke of the Day!

So the teacher asks Johnny, "If I gave you two cats and then I gave you two more cats, how many cats would you have?"

Johnny says, "Five."

Teacher says, "No. Pay attention. If I gave you two cats and then I gave you two more, how many would you have?"

Johnny says, "Five."

She says, "Listen, if I gave you two apples and two more apples, how many would you have?"

Johnny says, "Four." 

Teacher says, "Good. Now why do you get five when I ask you about the cats?"

Johnny says, "Cause I already have a cat."


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