Bama Brown's Joke of the Day!

So a guy asks the doctor: "I want to live to 100. How do I do it?" And the doctor says, "Do you drink?" He says, "No." The doctor says, "Do you smoke?" He says, "No." The doctor says, "Do you eat bad?" He says, "No." The doctor says, "Are you promiscuous with women?" He says, "No." And the doctor says, "Then why the hell do you want to live to 100?"