The teacher overhears Little Johnny cursing...the most foul things she has ever heard a kid say. She sends him to the office, and the principal is shocked, too. She is yelling at Little Johnny and asks, "Where did you learn such terrible things?" And he says, "From my dad." And the principal says, "Well, he should be ashamed. I hope you don't even know what these words mean. And Little Johnny says, "Sure I do. It means the car won't start!"
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